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Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)
Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML
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On 03/07/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Kayla_Zee_Ninja - United States
Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML
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On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML
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On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML
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On 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by whattabrat - Canada (Ontario)
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Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out a second story window is a very bad idea. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States
Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)
Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)
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