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christyxbee

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 October 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5882
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About christyxbee : Engaged. Likes cats. Hates spiders. Loves butterflies. Misses her brother dearly in heaven.

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Visits<b>Saso</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 3:10pm<b>kidinkbaby</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 3:49am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 2:03pm<b>Chickenlips21</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 1:17am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 8:55am<b>Evil_Jester</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 1:21pm<b>Wondermage</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 6:35am<b>Spencyy</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 7:26pm<b>emotionalhentai</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 1:32am<b>metalhead4740</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 10:16pm<b>c_wyld</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 3:35am<b>ThuNDeY</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 2:45am<b>Damafia</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 11:15pm<b>ZachHatesPeople</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 3:38am<b>boetmate</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 3:05pm<b>T_Dogg42</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 4:30pm<b>_Dirty_Dan_</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 2:14pm<b>kwyjibo8</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 6:09pm

Fucked!<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 8:03pm<b>Chickenlips21</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 7:17am<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 5:56pm

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christyxbee's favorite FMLs

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that my ass was grounds for discussion." FML

#21222536
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42160) - you deserved it (4718)

On 07/27/2014 at 10:54pm - misc - by tlm84 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I lost my wedding ring at work. It wouldn't be too hard to track down, except that I work at Heinz. If you find it in your mayonnaise, keep it. FML

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

#21220246
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38670) - you deserved it (6643)

On 07/25/2014 at 11:54am - animals - by shewhopoopsinlitterboxes (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

Today, I was stuck in heavy traffic. Bored, I looked to my left and noticed someone who seemed to be asleep at the wheel. After staring for a bit, wondering how people can be so negligent, I ended up hitting the car in front of me. FML

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

#21212869
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69212) - you deserved it (5461)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

#21211411
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51473) - you deserved it (4215)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm - misc - by Is that..? - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML

#21209168
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41418) - you deserved it (3417)

On 07/14/2014 at 7:04pm - work - by AFH2O - United States (California)

Today, I tried to impress my boyfriend by slowly backing up and biting my lip to get him to come closer and kiss me. I ended up smacking the back of my head against a brick wall. FML

Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a face time. Busted. FML

#21208909
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31821) - you deserved it (49176)

On 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Ob3nie - United States (California)

Today, my wooden floor gave me a splinter on the bottom of my foot. I don't have the flexibility nor the eyesight to find it. FML

#21208684
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36713) - you deserved it (6235)

On 07/14/2014 at 5:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML

#21208109
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47986) - you deserved it (4054)

On 07/13/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by all puked out (man) - Netherlands

Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

#21206028
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47229) - you deserved it (17001)

On 07/11/2014 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was interviewing a woman for a job. She told me that she may need days off because of her artistic son. I jokingly replied, "Does he color on the walls or something?" She then stared at me with a weird look on her face. Autistic, her son is autistic. FML

#21205262
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38080) - you deserved it (19708)

On 07/10/2014 at 6:17pm - work - by dammit hearing aid - United States (Iowa)

Today, my coworker called in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma and asked if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's tried to use this excuse. FML

#21203542
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42555) - you deserved it (3388)

On 07/09/2014 at 12:24am - work - by HowAreYouAlive - United States (Virginia)



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