About christyxbee : Engaged. Likes cats. Hates spiders. Loves butterflies. Misses her brother dearly in heaven.
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact, but he kept staring into my eyes the entire time. I had to sing the F.U.N. song from Spongebob in my head to stop myself having an anxiety attack. FML
by jessybear777 / 02/14/2015 at 10:41pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by SDCore / 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by wtf?? / 02/09/2015 at 8:26am / Saint Vincent and the Grenadines / Miscellaneous
by sorry :/ / 02/08/2015 at 1:28pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Animals
by guiltnazan / 09/06/2014 at 3:29pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by StillPissedOffAtIrony / 09/06/2014 at 1:25pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Amithatevil / 08/29/2014 at 8:35am / Japan (Kanagawa) / Kids
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
by facefuckedguy / 08/12/2014 at 5:23pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by jake / 08/12/2014 at 6:21am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/09/2014 at 9:31am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I found out that a very close friend of mine masturbates to photos of me on my Instagram and… Today, my best friend, who just got his drivers license, convinced me to take my dads brand new car… Today, I was playing video games when my balls felt itchy. I had been sick for the past few days so…