About christyxbee : Engaged. Likes cats. Hates spiders. Loves butterflies. Misses her brother dearly in heaven.
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christyxbee's favorite FMLs
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact, but he kept staring into my eyes the entire time. I had to sing the F.U.N. song from Spongebob in my head to stop myself having an anxiety attack. FML
by jessybear777 / 02/14/2015 at 10:41pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by SDCore / 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by wtf?? / 02/09/2015 at 8:26am / Saint Vincent and the Grenadines / Miscellaneous
by sorry :/ / 02/08/2015 at 1:28pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Animals
by guiltnazan / 09/06/2014 at 3:29pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by StillPissedOffAtIrony / 09/06/2014 at 1:25pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Amithatevil / 08/29/2014 at 8:35am / Japan (Kanagawa) / Kids
by royallymessedup / 08/21/2014 at 12:36pm / Love
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
by facefuckedguy / 08/12/2014 at 5:23pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by jake / 08/12/2014 at 6:21am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/09/2014 at 9:31am / United States (Ohio) / Kids