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christina_xx
  • Town/Country : Tilbury
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 July 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 978
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About christina_xx : I seriously doubt you're interested about me.

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363090) - you deserved it (401439)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

#168595 (52)

I agree, your life sucks (48256) - you deserved it (190124)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

#148827 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (93665) - you deserved it (7270)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)