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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1219
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About christian1509 : I currently live in Texas, and soccer is my sheeet. If I've managed to piss you off or you just want to talk feel free to message me.

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Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML


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On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a girl from his class to say goodbye. His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh. FML

Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML


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On 06/09/2014 at 11:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML


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On 04/23/2014 at 10:21pm - misc - by Quackadoodledoo (man) - United Kingdom (Barnet)

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