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christalyeager
  • Town/Country : Allentown, America
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 December 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 74
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Today, I gave my wife her anniversary card. She started to giggle then walked in our bedroom and came back with the exact same card from last year. This is the second time I've done this. FML

#6881233
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6025) - you deserved it (22092)

On 12/22/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by todayJman03 (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I had a UTI and the doctor said the medicine can sometimes make you leak a little. "Leak a little" apparently translates into peeing all over myself, my boyfriend, and his bed while we were sleeping. The doctor also said this medicine can stain your urine a beautiful, bright orange color. FML

#5769325
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27176) - you deserved it (1860)

On 10/11/2009 at 12:48am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor... who is a cop. FML

#4330771
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15821) - you deserved it (83121)

On 08/06/2009 at 8:27am - misc - by Cowan - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

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324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (228025) - you deserved it (13783)

On 04/04/2009 at 2:15pm - intimacy - by GuitarChick42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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