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christalyeager's favorite FMLs
Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML
by kingwalrus / 06/12/2010 at 2:55pm / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Kids
by jonnah / 03/05/2010 at 8:06am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
by Anonymous / 03/03/2010 at 7:36pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/24/2010 at 3:55am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
by todayJman03 / 12/22/2009 at 8:03am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a UTI and the doctor said the medicine can sometimes make you leak a little. "Leak a little" apparently translates into peeing all over myself, my boyfriend, and his bed while we were sleeping. The doctor also said this medicine can stain your urine a beautiful, bright orange color. FML
by Anonymous / 10/11/2009 at 12:48am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor... who is a cop. FML
by Cowan / 08/06/2009 at 8:27am / Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen) / Miscellaneous
by GuitarChick42 / 04/04/2009 at 2:15pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…