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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 February 1993 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 579
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About chrisjw27 : you know i do what i do when i do what i do

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Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9016) - you deserved it (53299)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - love - by Derp-A-Herp (woman) - United States (Texas)



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