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chrisbreastr0kr
  • Town/Country : California, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 419
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About chrisbreastr0kr : My name is because I am a swimmer and train 5 hours a day, not because I am a pervert. I am engaged with my girlfriend of 7 years, and we are both Christians. I enjoy airsofting with my friends, and both of us are music majors.

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Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23291) - you deserved it (2362)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

#3168
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27750) - you deserved it (3932)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

#2620
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6053) - you deserved it (48903)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

#2444
89 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, I finally finished my 500 page manuscript and so went out to buy some paper to print it off. I get back home and find out my dad has infected my computer with a virus and the only way to save it was to wipe the hard drive, which he did. That script took me a year and I have no backup. FML

#2406
5 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by David3000 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML

#2137
15 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

#2119
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13930) - you deserved it (2497)

On 01/21/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by Daryll - United States (California)

Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

#1585
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16218) - you deserved it (32470)

On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)

Today, I just got done reading all the healthy benefits that come with sex. One of them is higher self-esteem. Then I remembered that I haven't had sex in 15 months. FML

#1555
19 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by SSH - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
58 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
126 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
126 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML

#1483
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9814) - you deserved it (18915)

On 01/17/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by ishweta56 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

#1399
62 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5241) - you deserved it (42247)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)



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