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chrisbreastr0kr

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 December 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 998
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

About chrisbreastr0kr : My name is because I am a swimmer and train 5 hours a day, not because I am a pervert. I am engaged with my girlfriend of 7 years, and we are both Christians. I enjoy airsofting with my friends, and both of us are music majors.

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Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

#2444
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30977) - you deserved it (2253)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, I finally finished my 500 page manuscript and so went out to buy some paper to print it off. I get back home and find out my dad has infected my computer with a virus and the only way to save it was to wipe the hard drive, which he did. That script took me a year and I have no backup. FML

#2406
5 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35982) - you deserved it (23639)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by David3000 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML

#2137
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38635) - you deserved it (2022)

On 01/22/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

#2119
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18685) - you deserved it (3501)

On 01/21/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by Daryll - United States (California)

Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

#1585
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18827) - you deserved it (36625)

On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)

Today, I just got done reading all the healthy benefits that come with sex. One of them is higher self-esteem. Then I remembered that I haven't had sex in 15 months. FML

#1555
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20774) - you deserved it (2755)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by SSH - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42203) - you deserved it (2400)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10652) - you deserved it (39474)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10652) - you deserved it (39474)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML

#1483
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11107) - you deserved it (21356)

On 01/17/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by ishweta56 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

#1399
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8727) - you deserved it (38854)

On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5795) - you deserved it (44598)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5795) - you deserved it (44598)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27183) - you deserved it (7995)

On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, and for the last 8 months my upstairs neighbours have been making a tremendous noise. I finally decided to go up to complain: "The amount of noise you make is unbelievable ! It sounds like you're driving tractors up here!". The woman replies: "My husband is paraplegic..." FML

#654
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16597) - you deserved it (7812)

On 01/01/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Jared - Sent from mobile version



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