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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2304
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 39 posted

About chrisbreastr0kr : My name is because I am a swimmer and train 5 hours a day, not because I am a pervert. I enjoy airsofting with my friends, and I am a music major.

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Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML

#20620111
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64153) - you deserved it (13434)

On 04/25/2013 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Live Sweet -

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband and I, for a laugh, did our first dance to LMFAO's "I'm sexy and I know it" with stupid moves and everything. 200 guests. Nobody laughed. mega FML

#20618965
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49210) - you deserved it (27693)

On 04/24/2013 at 6:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I Was Making Out Wit Ma Grlfriand Fir Ta Frst Tima, And Sa Raacad Down To Faal Ma Up. Wan Ar Ands Got Tara, Sa Stoppad And Said, "You'ra Not Avan Ard..." I Was. FML

#20618445
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77627) - you deserved it (9355)

On 04/24/2013 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later , our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML

#20618435
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45175) - you deserved it (5969)

On 04/24/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

TADAY AT WORK AT A FARM, WE GOT A NEW CALF. IT LOOKD LIKE IT HAD TO POOP, BUT WAS HAVING DIFFICULTY. ABOUT FOUR HOURS LATER IT STILL HADN'T POOPD. TURNS OUT IT WAS BORN WITHOUT AN ACTUAL BUTTHOLE. IT WAS THERE, JUST SEALD UP BY SKIN. I LITERALLY HAD TO CUT THIS POOR CALF A NEW BUTTHOLE. FML

#20617044
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82392) - you deserved it (4296)

On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

yesterday I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flower and cocolate from an ( Anonymou Admirer ). Se immediately dumped me, saying se couldn't be wit someoneo ( isn't even as romantic as a stranger ). Yep, I looool tink I just got dumped for myself. FML

#20616571
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55385) - you deserved it (7887)

On 04/23/2013 at 7:22pm - love - by BestBF - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him !! He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless !! He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next looool time." FML

#20603007
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51597) - you deserved it (5972)

On 04/18/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I lerend two things. Frst, mah grlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 month we've been dating. FML

#20598610
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58540) - you deserved it (5685)

On 04/17/2013 at 2:14am - love - by rawdoglyfe69 - United States (Montana)

Today, virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch penis. FML

#20596452
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68892) - you deserved it (17914)

On 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by Gurior - Canada

Today, my girlfriend confessd that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemd genuinely upset, and had confessd right away, I decidd to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really lovd her, I would've been more angry." fat FML

#20596072
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69251) - you deserved it (12192)

On 04/16/2013 at 9:27am - intimacy - by notacaveman (man) - Netherlands

I was about to break up with psycho grlfriend!! As I sat her down..!! she told me she wantd to show me something!! She then took off her shrt to reveal name tattood acros her chest!! FML

#20595753
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69697) - you deserved it (7372)

On 04/16/2013 at 3:23am - love - by guess I'm stuck - United States (California)

Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me an begged me to come back to him!! In shock, I asked, looool "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, an then promptly hung up!! FML

#20595377
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59406) - you deserved it (6687)

On 04/15/2013 at 10:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML

#20587443
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60829) - you deserved it (20286)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I uploadd a cute photo of mah boyfriend an me on Facebook. Ten minute later, his friend commentd: ( Dude! You're supposd to capture the Snorlax, not date it! ) FML

#20587403
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48286) - you deserved it (13782)

On 04/13/2013 at 12:25am - love - by Snorlax (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, an looking 4 an apology, I asked, "What do u say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" real FML

#20587303
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44703) - you deserved it (19006) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/12/2013 at 8:14pm - kids - by xx-look-at-xx - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)



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