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chris_fml1
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 December 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 626
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to the eye doctor. For the past three days every time I wear my glasses I become nauseous, get migraines, and have that "fish-eye view" where everything is rounded. Turns out they placed my lenses on the wrong sides. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18628) - you deserved it (1810)

On 01/24/2011 at 3:01am - health - by l0stnwundrland - United States

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

#4679110 (350)

I agree, your life sucks (35428) - you deserved it (99708)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that by brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of warcraft money. FML

#4073449 (235)

I agree, your life sucks (56264) - you deserved it (3130)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

#3929849 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (43609) - you deserved it (4390)

On 07/21/2009 at 1:45pm - love - by sexychica (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years told me she was pregnant. I started freaking out, so she put her arm around me and said, "Don't worry, it's not yours". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53765) - you deserved it (3435)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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