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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 453
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About chris36taylor : I'm a boss

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chris36taylor's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating lunch, and accidentally got ketchup on the sofa, so I hastily doused it with stain remover. The ketchup is now no longer there; however there is a larger stain in its place. I stained the sofa with stain remover. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19130) - you deserved it (4014)

On 05/24/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

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