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chris36taylor
  • Town/Country : salt lake city, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 397
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About chris36taylor : I'm a boss

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Today, I was eating lunch, and accidentally got ketchup on the sofa, so I hastily doused it with stain remover. The ketchup is now no longer there; however there is a larger stain in its place. I stained the sofa with stain remover. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17334) - you deserved it (3783)

On 05/24/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML



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