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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was eating lunch, and accidentally got ketchup on the sofa, so I hastily doused it with stain remover. The ketchup is now no longer there; however there is a larger stain in its place. I stained the sofa with stain remover. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22264) - you deserved it (4427)

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Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

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