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Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML
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On 04/22/2011 at 10:40am - misc - by doubletrouble (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -
Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML
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On 04/22/2011 at 1:20am - work - by anonymous -
Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
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On 04/21/2011 at 9:53pm - love - by fatcat117 (man) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States
Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
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On 04/17/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by wellhellothere (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
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On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom
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