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Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
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On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)
Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)
Today, my mother used global warming as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Belgium (Brabant Wallon)
Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my sister set it so all the Yahoo articles I read are published on my Facebook wall. This would have been fine had I not decided to read, "Does the gynecologist care if you shave?" FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by embarrassed - United States (New York)
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying 'I want my cat back'. I have no idea what they are talking about. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm - misc - by James - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
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Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
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Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 6:43am - money - by cazorp (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
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On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Yo mom - United States (California)
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
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On 12/26/2011 at 1:35am - misc - by Paige - United States (California)
Monday 20 May 2013
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