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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
It’s in the can
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Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
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On 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by sad face - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my 8-year-old niece corrected my spelling via text message. FML
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On 03/06/2012 at 3:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
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On 03/06/2012 at 8:56am - love - by biggirlsdocry (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend decided he is going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
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On 03/02/2012 at 10:01am - misc - by types (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
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On 03/02/2012 at 12:46am - misc - by Peach - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I joined a new choir. My director asked me if my best friend was actually my girlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML
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On 03/01/2012 at 4:43pm - misc - by Rachel - United States
Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Ismellbacon - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for a motorcycle accident that occurred near my house. After obtaining all the essential information I realized the rider was my brother. He doesn't own a motorcycle, but I do. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 12:36am - misc - by Samm Povich - United States
Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for a motorcycle accident that occurred near my house. After obtaining all the essential information I realized the rider was my brother. He doesn't own a motorcycle, but I do. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24208) - you deserved it (1531)
On 02/25/2012 at 12:36am - misc - by Samm Povich - United States
Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 6:01pm - health - by gabby - United States (Texas)
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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Today, someone actually thought it was appropriate to compare my mother's death to the death of their cat. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 8:05pm - misc - by ashleigh_anarchy (woman) - Australia
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States
Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML
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On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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