chouter21

Search for a member

Offline (the 08/14/2016 at 7:36am)

chouter21

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7263
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

chouter21's page activity

Visits<b>2simz</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 5:43am<b>ShroudedKnife</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 12:42am<b>BritSkits</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 11:42pm<b>abby1212</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 10:13pm<b>Kyle_byrket</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 10:01pm<b>HannaMD</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 5:34pm<b>Amiiii</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 8:03am<b>brook823</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 8:42pm<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 1:44pm<b>FranticLol101</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 11:29am<b>Dynamite_Dagger</b> - the 05/15/2014 at 12:20am<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 04/24/2014 at 2:51pm<b>Batgirl124</b> - the 01/17/2014 at 12:25am<b>Kataclysm97</b> - the 01/10/2014 at 7:10pm<b>Toutejulie</b> - the 01/02/2014 at 5:07pm<b>krish97</b> - the 01/01/2014 at 8:35pm<b>charliebig</b> - the 12/23/2013 at 9:10pm<b>kbabylvr21</b> - the 07/08/2013 at 12:13pm

chouter21's FML badges

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

See all of chouter21's badges

chouter21's favorite FMLs

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

by brooke / 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

by Niles / 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

by Niles / 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking back to my hotel from the town square, and got lost. I turned back and walked around town for an hour, freaking out and panicking. When I finally found the hotel, I realized it was practically a stone's throw from where I was when I turned around. FML

by Anonymous / 03/20/2012 at 12:50pm / Sweden (Orebro Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML

by Anonymous / 03/19/2012 at 12:28pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health

Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML

by Anonymous / 03/19/2012 at 12:28pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health

Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML

by ari / 03/19/2012 at 1:49am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML

by tickdog / 03/18/2012 at 11:09pm / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

by waitwhat / 03/18/2012 at 4:46pm / United Kingdom (Bournemouth) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

by Taylor Easley / 03/17/2012 at 12:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

by Bebefer / 03/15/2012 at 3:49am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband started getting frisky, but I wasn't in the mood, so I said I'd just like to cuddle and talk. He decided a good topic of conversation was whether or not it would be physically possible to smoke my grandma's ashes from the cremation urn. FML

by solyana vr1 / 03/14/2012 at 9:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother screamed and swore at me because I said I was looking to move out soon. Apparently, the idea of me moving out at 27 and her getting a job to pay her own way is devastating. FML

by whyme / 03/10/2012 at 6:37pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

by sad face / 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 8-year-old niece corrected my spelling via text message. FML

by Anonymous / 03/06/2012 at 3:41pm / United States (Florida) / Kids