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Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm - misc - by Niles (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm - misc - by Niles (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was walking back to my hotel from the town square, and got lost. I turned back and walked around town for an hour, freaking out and panicking. When I finally found the hotel, I realized it was practically a stone's throw from where I was when I turned around. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Orebro Lan)
Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by ari - United States
Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 11:09pm - animals - by tickdog - United States (Texas)
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 4:46pm - misc - by waitwhat (man) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by Bebefer - United States (California)
Today, my husband started getting frisky, but I wasn't in the mood, so I said I'd just like to cuddle and talk. He decided a good topic of conversation was whether or not it would be physically possible to smoke my grandma's ashes from the cremation urn. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 9:32pm - misc - by solyana vr1 - United States
Today, my mother screamed and swore at me because I said I was looking to move out soon. Apparently, the idea of me moving out at 27 and her getting a job to pay her own way is devastating. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 6:37pm - misc - by whyme - United States (Arizona)
Monday 20 May 2013
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