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chouter21

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chouter21

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 4853
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About chouter21 : Harvard freshman | Aspiring Lawyer/Politician | Life is great!

Chris, Harvard'17

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Today, I was fred from my job. My boss turned to everyone an said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML

#19997829
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13635) - you deserved it (30805)

On 08/02/2012 at 2:50am - work - by Unwanted - United States (California)

Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked lyk an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked lyk an uncircumcised penis. FML

#19981127
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25258) - you deserved it (2022)

On 07/24/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by Uncircumcised Penis - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , my neigbor called me on vacation to tell me tat se let my moter into my ouse to feed my fis. I don't ave fis , and my moter passed away 3 years ago. FML

#19978365
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33512) - you deserved it (2274)

On 07/22/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by My_Name_Is_Zach -

2DAY I WAS CASHIERING AT WALMART,HEN A CUSTOMER PICKD OPEN A COLD-SORE ON HER LIP BEFORE TRYING TO GIVE ME HER MONEY WITH THE SAME HAND. WHEN I FREAKD OUT AN REFUSD TO TAKE HER MONEY, SHE STARTD SCREAMING AN THREATENING TO SUE ME FIR ( VIOLATING THE FRST AMENDMENT. ) FML

#19969409
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22140) - you deserved it (2733)

On 07/21/2012 at 5:14pm - work - by artdegreemyass (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY... I HAD A JOB INTERVIEW... 4HICH I SPENT HOURS PREPARING. MY INTERVIEWER WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A PIMPLE-FACED TEEN... AN AFTER ONLY TWO MINUTES OF REVIEWING MY QUALIFICATIONS... HE LOST INTEREST AN STARTED ASKING SUCH QUESTIONS ASHICH HOGWARTS HOUSE IS MY FAVORITE. FML

#19964470
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24267) - you deserved it (2738)

On 07/20/2012 at 4:26pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today I ad a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool I yelld at my grlfriend to get me a beer. Se cuckd four bottles at my ead. All my friends ceerd er on. FML

#19957248
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6750) - you deserved it (73943)

On 07/19/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, looool who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. mega FML

#19932203
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19351) - you deserved it (6966)

On 07/13/2012 at 10:36am - misc - by shorty4 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah friand showad off har naw tattoo,hich is supposad to say "bad bitch" in Italian, an I had to point out that it actually says "dafactiva famala". Har rasponsa was to cuss ma out an inform ma that I'm no longar part of har social circla. FML

#19824729
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26878) - you deserved it (3089)

On 06/21/2012 at 4:28pm - misc - by tubby (woman) - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

someone rang my doorbell. The moment I opened the door, a smell not unlike a cascading torrent of rotting flesh an urine hit my nostrils. I stood there 4 an eternity as a homeless man leaned on my door an desperately tried to convince me to buy an array of scrap metal from him. FML

#19824266
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18176) - you deserved it (3007)

On 06/21/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by noquiero (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

TODAY AT THE BEACH, MAH BOYFRIEND PICKD ME UP AND CARRID ME OVER HIS SHOULDER. I FELT MAH BIKINI TOP COME UNDONE IN THE PROCESS. I PANICKD AND PULLD DOWN ON HIS SHORTS. WE WERE FIND FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE. FML

#19757535
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21693) - you deserved it (9033)

On 06/08/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today.. . I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper . FML

#19720443
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15017) - you deserved it (38411)

On 06/02/2012 at 11:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today... I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the place I was conceived seventeen yeres ago: a bench at a public park. FML

#19673132
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25325) - you deserved it (2226)

On 05/24/2012 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, I was browsing te web on my boyfriend's laptop, wen I idly clicked a bookmark . It turned out to be is private blog, were e most recently spoke in very creepy detail about is efforts to make me love im, remarking tat, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in er breeding ips." FML

#19663287
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34489) - you deserved it (4033)

On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me too. FML

#19632060
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24535) - you deserved it (5128)

On 05/16/2012 at 1:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

today a friendho I hadn't seen in ahile offered to give me a ride . I didn't really know how to give directions to mah house, sohen we had been driving for ahile and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there . FML

#19621592
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10118) - you deserved it (35564)

On 05/14/2012 at 10:22am - misc - by Anonymous - Estonia (Harjumaa)



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