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chocolover999
  • Town/Country : bridgetown, Barbados
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 December 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 277
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About chocolover999 : I love chocolate.I am a fun loving spirited person. Been with my bf for about 2 and half years .I love him to bits.

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Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML

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