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Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71174) - you deserved it (18425)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother had to take a stool sample because she has been ill for several days. Curious, I eventually had to ask, "how did you intercept the poo before it got submerged in water?". She yelled from the other room, "you know that little plate with the red stripe". I was eating off of it. FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 7:06pm - health - by imfullthanks (man) - Norway (Oslo)



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