About chippa : Life is good.
Go with the flow.
Know your place.
I like to whistle, read, learn, pet cats, and memorize things, such as song lyrics, lines of movies or plays, and digits of pi.
I am taller than you.
The thing I would like to do most in life is travel in outer space.
About chippa : Life is good.
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Today, I was taking a leak in the mall bathroom. A kid no older than thirteen strolled in and paused next to me at the urinals. He took one look and laughed, "I feel sorry for your wife, man." All I could do was stand there as he casually disappeared into one of the stalls. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 2:11am / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/06/2010 at 11:53pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by Heyy / 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/18/2010 at 11:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by nicolette5785452 / 11/16/2010 at 10:34am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 1:09am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by tmac05 / 11/13/2010 at 12:13am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm / United States / Love
Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2010 at 7:45am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
by anonymous / 09/17/2010 at 4:19am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/03/2010 at 4:51pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML
by sarskii / 08/16/2010 at 7:01pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/01/2010 at 9:59pm / United States / Love
Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML
by spriggs / 07/25/2010 at 5:06am / United States (California) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…