About chippa : Life is good.
Go with the flow.
Know your place.
I like to whistle, read, learn, pet cats, and memorize things, such as song lyrics, lines of movies or plays, and digits of pi.
I am taller than you.
The thing I would like to do most in life is travel in outer space.
Mobility
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 8:07am - intimacy - by weezer - United States
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
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On 02/17/2011 at 12:29pm - misc - by Whatever479 - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by bleu_noir (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 8:12pm - misc - by inosehowthatgotthere (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by mom21 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -
Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by alephnull (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML
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On 01/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by CLH (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
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On 01/23/2011 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
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On 01/21/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML
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On 01/19/2011 at 12:45pm - love - by TearfulDaughter (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
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On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
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