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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10748
  • Number of comments : 525
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About chippa : Life is good.
Go with the flow.
Know your place.

I like to whistle, read, learn, pet cats, and memorize things, such as song lyrics, lines of movies or plays, and digits of pi.

I am taller than you.

The thing I would like to do most in life is travel in outer space.

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chippa's favorite FMLs

Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML

#16477433
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26079) - you deserved it (5803)

On 06/03/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by AndieApocalypse - United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55593) - you deserved it (4266)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML

#16435078
488 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15784) - you deserved it (74657)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60241) - you deserved it (12595)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

#16284011
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10796) - you deserved it (26711)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by woodchuck0022 - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60587) - you deserved it (10416)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML

#16277359
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32430) - you deserved it (8927)

On 05/21/2011 at 3:18am - intimacy - by btswc - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

#16271317
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33590) - you deserved it (4599)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by SophieGray - United States (New York)

Today, I threw a surprise birthday party for my 3 year old. There was music, snacks and lots of toys. My 3 year old is a cat. FML

#16231154
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13624) - you deserved it (46156)

On 05/17/2011 at 11:04pm - animals - by kaileigh10 -

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

#16204397
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19239) - you deserved it (36343)

On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20308) - you deserved it (60922)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13386) - you deserved it (47406)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65530) - you deserved it (7378)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

#15866810
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29911) - you deserved it (6068)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:57pm - misc - by GshDrnt (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19154) - you deserved it (29574)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -



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