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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10058
  • Number of comments : 525
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About chippa : Life is good.
Go with the flow.
Know your place.

I like to whistle, read, learn, pet cats, and memorize things, such as song lyrics, lines of movies or plays, and digits of pi.

I am taller than you.

The thing I would like to do most in life is travel in outer space.

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chippa's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML

#19531197
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7188) - you deserved it (29713)

On 04/26/2012 at 6:44am - work - by NoPrivacy (woman) - United States

Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML

#19525973
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23331) - you deserved it (2650)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

#19406343
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7666) - you deserved it (35798)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML

#19405538
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20340) - you deserved it (1860)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML

#19356706
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17143) - you deserved it (12116)

On 03/27/2012 at 10:00am - health - by halfasleep (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

#18946444
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21479) - you deserved it (9632)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

#18924162
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33836) - you deserved it (2535)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29180) - you deserved it (8907)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were on a romantic dinner for two, I tried pulling out the chair for her. She fell. FML

#17737171
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23755) - you deserved it (5547)

On 09/13/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by jake (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML

#17730120
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23634) - you deserved it (4063)

On 09/12/2011 at 7:03pm - animals - by GnarCarBar - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

#17710745
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33035) - you deserved it (25465)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:46am - intimacy - by RetroDayDreamer - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

#17679754
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27569) - you deserved it (11674)

On 09/06/2011 at 11:11am - love - by emopoe - United States

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

#17659578
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35954) - you deserved it (9402)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

#17652059
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28452) - you deserved it (3039)

On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47861) - you deserved it (18388)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States



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