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chippa
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 December 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 6794
  • Number of comments : 350
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8774) - you deserved it (2534)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were on a romantic dinner for two, I tried pulling out the chair for her. She fell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7120) - you deserved it (1672)

On 09/13/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by jake (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7578) - you deserved it (1187)

On 09/12/2011 at 7:03pm - animals - by GnarCarBar - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

#17710745 (313)

I agree, your life sucks (24639) - you deserved it (16681)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:46am - intimacy - by RetroDayDreamer - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

#17679754 (258)

I agree, your life sucks (9159) - you deserved it (3643)

On 09/06/2011 at 11:11am - love - by emopoe - United States

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

#17659578 (286)

I agree, your life sucks (10506) - you deserved it (2381)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

#17652059 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (21373) - you deserved it (2058)

On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475 (270)

I agree, your life sucks (15088) - you deserved it (4690)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML

#17591992 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (27841) - you deserved it (2935)

On 08/27/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by RainCl0ud - United States (California)

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114 (267)

I agree, your life sucks (22917) - you deserved it (3717)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (24455) - you deserved it (3713)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

#17541030 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (23282) - you deserved it (1604)

On 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm - misc - by Bobby ray slice - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

#17480166 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (25660) - you deserved it (7799)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

#17461344 (451)

I agree, your life sucks (9574) - you deserved it (27731)

On 08/13/2011 at 4:22pm - misc - by ifailsobadly (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065 (301)

I agree, your life sucks (24762) - you deserved it (6699)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States