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Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6994) - you deserved it (48985)

On 09/06/2011 at 9:17am - misc - by ss - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I asked my daughter what time it was. She stared at the clock for several seconds before muttering, "I don't know". She's 14 years old and on the honour roll, and yet she can't tell the time on an analogue clock. FML

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On 07/01/2011 at 7:12pm - kids - by sadmother (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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