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  • Number of visits : 141
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About chionophobia : My name's Jessica, I go by Jess. The lips in the picture are my lips. I'm a Juggalo and proud of it. If you have something ignorant to say, just leave me alone. I don't have time for it, I have a lot more going on in my life than defending my musical preferences. If you wanna chat, hit me up.

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Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me straight in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44272) - you deserved it (3443)

On 05/14/2013 at 12:48pm - work - by sumhub94 - United States



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