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About chionophobia : My name's Jessica, I go by Jess. The lips in the picture are my lips. I'm a Juggalo and proud of it. If you have something ignorant to say, just leave me alone. I don't have time for it, I have a lot more going on in my life than defending my musical preferences. If you wanna chat, hit me up.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me straight in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML
Monday 3 August 2015