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chineejap
  • Town/Country : Santa Cruz, Trinidad
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 December 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 79
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML

#20144826
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21021) - you deserved it (1971)

On 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by for fuck sake dad (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. I thought it was all going really well, until I looked up a minute or two in, only to be greeted by a stone-cold death glare and the words, "You really are an idiot, aren't you?" FML

#20144510
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23115) - you deserved it (6367)

On 11/02/2012 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML

#20143313
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22009) - you deserved it (1548)

On 11/01/2012 at 7:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)



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