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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31974) - you deserved it (141515)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML

#261898
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39906) - you deserved it (29000)

On 03/10/2009 at 4:42pm - animals - by broussimousse - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

#102926
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17316) - you deserved it (56170)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
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I agree, your life sucks (6926) - you deserved it (61285)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26678) - you deserved it (10798)

On 01/23/2009 at 3:36am - intimacy - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)



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