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  • Number of visits : 399
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chincebuzz's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

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Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42725) - you deserved it (3831)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, my fiancé called and hung up right after I answered. He called back 5 minutes later demanding to know the name of the man who answered my phone. This "man" was me. I have bronchitis. Yes, he's aware of this. FML

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On 01/08/2012 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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110 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 1:21am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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150 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by lovely (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

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136 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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195 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 9:27pm - love - by ddll (man) - Singapore

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

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On 12/14/2010 at 4:26am - health - by shit (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I met my boyfriend's very strict and traditional Korean parents. I had to listen to them while they called me a skank and how I was fat and ugly compared to nice, pretty, Korean girls. They don't know I speak Korean. FML

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On 12/12/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)



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