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About chimichangaballs : It's legal where I'm at! Leave my pic alone wussy "offended by nature" narcs!

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Today, after much coaxing, I finally got my roommate to loosen up and have a couple of beers with me and my friends. It was only later in the evening that he admitted the real reason he hadn't wanted to drink: he's an alcoholic and had been sober for six months, until now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15159) - you deserved it (53957)

On 02/09/2013 at 6:26pm - misc - by mhmm... cumsquats (man) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11546) - you deserved it (34994)

On 02/07/2013 at 7:31am - misc - by chattyloz (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while reading an erotic story I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27779) - you deserved it (11150)

On 01/13/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by frustrated - United States (Florida)



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