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chilipeppersrok
  • Town/Country : Centreville, United Sates
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 December 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 3381
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About chilipeppersrok : i love to make art and dance.. and play video games. South park is my favorite show and i love food. My favorite band EVER is the fucking Red Hot Chili Peppers!! i think if everybody listened to their music, there would be world peace. the end.

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Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21275) - you deserved it (73239)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25104) - you deserved it (92287)

On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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