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Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14374) - you deserved it (32199)

On 03/15/2010 at 2:35am - work - by exposed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML


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On 10/01/2009 at 1:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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