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  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 August 1987 (27 years)
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Today , I was checking out a gorgeou woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minute just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off , only 4 me to find out that it was a guy. FML

#8512491
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11146) - you deserved it (40985)

On 02/21/2010 at 10:16am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, I Textd My Girlfriend That I'm Going To 'lick My Professor's Ass Instead Of 'kick Due To Auto-correction On My Phone. Fat FML

#8052532
147 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT LAST SUMMER WHILE MAH GIRLFRIEND WORKED ON A DISNEY CRUISE SHIP, SHE CHEATED ON ME WITH TARZAN. FML

#7261053
133 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by daragnan (man) - United States

Taday my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

Today , I was on a long-haul plane journey home from mah holiday. After 5 hours , I decidd to stretch mah armshilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching , running down the aisle as mah arm stretchd out. I accidentally clothes-lind a looool little 9 year old girl. FML

#7203649
183 comments

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On 01/07/2010 at 7:25pm - misc - by James4929 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, mah boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed mah stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

#7059042
214 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone hered including boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

#6708463
66 comments

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On 12/11/2009 at 1:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in line at te grocery store wit ma 3-year-old son!! He was olding a tub of yogurt tat ad on it a cow wereing sunglasses!! He souted, "Mommy, look at te fat cow wit te sunglasse on!" To ma orror, te obese woman in front of us turned around!! Se was wereing sunglasses!! FML

#6533285
126 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

TODAY WE REARRANGED THE BEDROOM AND MAH BOYFRIEND AND I SWITCHED SIDES OF THE BED. WHEN THE ALARM WENT OFF HE GOT CONFUSED AS TO WHICH SIDE THE CLOCK WAS ON. INSTEAD OF HITTING THE SNOOZE BUTTON LYK HE NORMALLY DOES HE HIT ME IN THE FACE. FML

#6532769
64 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by SoVeryMonday (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped mah $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's wat u call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

#6154190
202 comments

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On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I drove three an a half hours to surprise mah long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three an a half hours away trying to surprise me. fat FML

#6153235
182 comments

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On 11/04/2009 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I totalld my car . I flippd it over on the freeway and broke my collarbone in the process . I was in extreme pain and unable to move . It took the ambulance an hour to get there in rush hour traffic . The song repeating on my iPod was, "Don't Worry, be Happy." FML

#6145601
145 comments

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On 11/04/2009 at 12:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, I WAS ON A PLANE WIT MY GRANDMA . A CUTE GUY SAT DOWN NEXT TO ER . SE ASKED IS AGE . HE TOLD ER E WAS 16 . SE SAID, "O, TAT'S OW OLD MY GRANDDAUGTER ERE IS." SE TEN TURNED TO ME AN SAID LOUDLY, "YOU SOULD SWITC SEATS WIT ME, E'S HOT!" WELL, AT LEAST GRANDMA LOVES ME . FML

#5664241
108 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

TODAY... I WAS AT A LOCAL CINESE RESTAURANT WIT TWO OF MY FRIENDS. WE WERE LAUGING YSTERICALLY WEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME TO STOP MAKING ER LAUG BECAUSE SE WAS GOING TO PUKE... NATURALLY I KEPT EGGING IT ON. SE PUKED ALL OVER TE TABLE AN I WAS LAUGING SO ARD TAT I PEED MY PANTS. FML

#4672894
105 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 1:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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