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Today, I realized the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However, for the past two weeks I assumed he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML
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On 09/14/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Jackie - United States (California)
Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML
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On 08/10/2010 at 1:19am - misc - by dammit (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was supposed to take a test, but the professor didn't have it ready because he went to a concert last night. I sold my own tickets to that very concert in order to study for the test. FML
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On 08/09/2010 at 1:44pm - misc - by goodstudent (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
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On 08/07/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)
Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a 2 mile walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML
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On 08/06/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by sicufovoshxbsjdk - United States (New York)
Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML
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On 08/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by rugs - United States (Iowa)
Today, I realized my name in French means 'penis'. This wouldn't be as bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by fatty - United States (New York)
Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML
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On 08/02/2010 at 5:50am - work - by Julia (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)
Today, I woke up to my English bulldog standing over me, getting ready to pee. I didn't move in time. FML
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On 07/31/2010 at 12:28pm - misc - by Monkey (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
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On 05/10/2010 at 6:14am - money - by boring (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 7:50am - health - by pizzaface (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I decided to wear my Ugg boots to work. I forgot that my office is carpeted and that the fur in my boots makes me shock every metal thing I touch. I work with computers all day. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 11:39am - work - by jewel87 (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was sitting on the train and the guy across from me had "Lice Shampoo" written in magic marker on his hand. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 12:07am - health - by onlychick (woman) - United States
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