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cherry_top36
  • Town/Country : Hell, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 June 1985 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 430
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About cherry_top36 : My name is Lizzy. I have a pretty sucky life right now. It's a long story..

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Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

#16030351 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (14480) - you deserved it (18808)

On 05/03/2011 at 8:15am - love - by cbolig -

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745 (305)

I agree, your life sucks (26652) - you deserved it (3140)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

#8519480 (476)

I agree, your life sucks (33268) - you deserved it (2055)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm - animals - by ughno - United States (Texas)

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

#7264308 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (25132) - you deserved it (2334)

On 01/10/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by wowhoopla - Sent from mobile version

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to change things up by having sex on her trampoline in her backyard. After about an hour of some of the best sex I've ever had, my girlfriend turns to me and says "I hope my dad didn't see us." He was out there mowing the lawn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13664) - you deserved it (45369)

On 08/01/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by jumper243 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall blasting music, I was wearing a nice shirt and had my ipod in my breast pocket when I noticed a cute girl smiling at me so I smiled back and she started to walk over while turning down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

#2131299 (213)

I agree, your life sucks (21552) - you deserved it (49004)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm - love - by zero_minded12 (man) - United States (Illinois)



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