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cherrio27
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 15609
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cherrio27 : so soccer's pretty cool...

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Yesterday, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his asshooped by a pregnant girlho couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, an hit me right in the face. FML

#21364532
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5) - you deserved it (2415)

On 02/27/2015 at 10:29am - misc - by MCForty (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Was At A Friend's Brthday Partyhen I Got A Call From Mah Mom Telling Me To Come Home Because Mah Dog Died. When I Told Mah Friend That I Had To Leave Because Of The Loss, She Replied With, "Okay, But U Brought Mah Gift Inside, Right?" FML

#21363530
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29558) - you deserved it (2365)

On 02/25/2015 at 8:43pm - animals - by natashamilan - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah fiance and his family accusd me of being with him only cuz he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I acceptd his marriage proposal 4 years ago,hen he was penniless and unemployd. FML

#21362501
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8) - you deserved it (2181)

On 02/24/2015 at 10:10am - love - by Anonymous - India (Tamil Nadu)

today a man askd me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticd he had whippd his penis out and was stroking it. He then askd me if I likd what I saw. FML

#21362166
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35858) - you deserved it (2798)

On 02/23/2015 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by sammy18f (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezd. I managd to honk the horn an the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31788) - you deserved it (4520)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, I competd in a Tae Kwon Do competition. I came thrd with team in the sparring event. My mum said as a joke, "Were there only 3 teams?" There were. FML

#21361215
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28268) - you deserved it (3889)

On 02/22/2015 at 6:21pm - misc - by tom28402 - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, a guy attacked me an tried to steal mah bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to mah husband looool screaming in pain.

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On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, I Went To My Son's School Soccer Game . Unfortunately, I Couldn't Get Excited About It Because My Idiot Son Kept Diving The Moment Anyone So Much As Breathed On Him . It Eventually Earned Him A Penalty Shot That Won Him The Game . I Was So Ashamed, I Snuck Out To Avoid Being Seen With Him . FML

#21358080
145 comments

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On 02/17/2015 at 3:02pm - kids - by Clive81 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, ma roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in te batroom. I ran in to see wat was going on, only to fine er sitting on te toilet, topless. Turned out se'd tried to pierce er own tit using a clotespin an a needle. FML

#21356659
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33635) - you deserved it (2805)

On 02/15/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark

Yesterday, ma boyfriend an I ad sex for te first time !! I'm extremely uncomfortable wit eye contact, but e kept staring into ma eyes te entire time !! I ad to sing te F.U.N !! song from Spongebob in ma ead to stop myself aving an anxiety attack !! FML

#21356336
152 comments

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On 02/14/2015 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by jessybear777 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to putted in her underwear. FML

#21356191
146 comments

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On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, My Girlfriand Wantad To Rolaplay As A Schoolgirl. I Was Axcitad, Until Wa Startad And Sha Askad Ma To Lick Har ( Vajayjay ). I Cringad So Hard, My Skull Practically Cavad In. I Broka Down Laughing Whila Trying To Axplain My Cringing. Now Sha's Pissad And I'm Blua-ballad. FML

#21355947
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29688) - you deserved it (9203)

On 02/14/2015 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

today while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over mah skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regaind mah balance, I saw the man had followd me just to say ( How graceful ) and continue on.

#21355416
30 comments

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On 02/13/2015 at 3:31pm - misc - by jostertoaster12 - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah husband recited to me the name an model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did an roughly where to fine them. Last month, he forgot mah brthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML

#21353586
91 comments

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On 02/10/2015 at 7:00pm - love - by doomed (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my bed fell troug my floor. Wit me on it. FML

#21352624
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32641) - you deserved it (2995)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines



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