Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

cherrio27

Online | Search for a member

cherrio27

67Liked!

cherrio27cherrio27
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14025
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cherrio27 : so soccer's pretty cool...

cherrio27's page activity

Visits<b>lukian</b> - 5 hours ago<b>jesterinperil</b> - yesterday at 3:53pm<b>keiNan</b> - yesterday at 3:15pm<b>theweasel</b> - yesterday at 2:59pm<b>Acerhawk</b> - yesterday at 7:43am<b>Wolfparable</b> - yesterday at 3:00am<b>PlainWhiteWalls</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 9:45pm<b>bl865ood</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 6:22pm<b>TrackGirl19</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 10:12pm<b>Incognico</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 7:23pm<b>Superdouchebag</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 4:14am<b>Soviet_American</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 3:47pm<b>papashaan</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 3:32pm<b>thellamanator00</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 11:18am<b>8oded8</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 9:58am<b>Trollx</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 2:07pm<b>lfrider92</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 9:59pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 6:52am

Liked!<b>lukian</b> - 52 minutes ago<b>keiNan</b> - yesterday at 9:15pm<b>lfrider92</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 10:31pm<b>24jfred</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 6:22am<b>UC_jrmnts</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 3:22am<b>TheJm4jEst1c</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 12:36am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 11:16am<b>Memma</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 2:28am<b>papashaan</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 10:45pm<b>thenick_m</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 7:33pm<b>aclark2523</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 5:35pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 1:46pm<b>Sebastian2022</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 5:38am<b>badmandilon</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 5:25am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 5:16am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 2:32am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 7:15am<b>Llama_Face89</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 1:30pm

cherrio27's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

See all of cherrio27's badges

cherrio27's favorite FMLs

Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML

#21339686
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38299) - you deserved it (3297)

On 01/18/2015 at 4:58pm - misc - by pissed out pants (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML

#21339329
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38539) - you deserved it (2641)

On 01/18/2015 at 1:29am - intimacy - by virginwhore (woman) -

Today, I had lunch with my parents. I'm an Asian guy who married a Puerto Rican woman and we just had a boy. My dad looks at my son, then looks at me and says, "You ruined the bloodline." FML

Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

#21336954
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21171) - you deserved it (36754)

On 01/14/2015 at 12:49pm - love - by middleagednurse - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

#21336053
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25320) - you deserved it (2802)

On 01/12/2015 at 9:47pm - misc - by downinthedumps - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, after listening to a group of my friends ranting on about how much they love babies and can't wait to have them, I got to witness their looks of horror and disgust as I expressed my desire to not have children. I also happened to be the only girl there. FML

#21335310
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29281) - you deserved it (3036)

On 01/11/2015 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my girlfriend accused me of being insecure and feeling threatened by the fact that she has a daughter from a previous relationship. She's vaguely right; I feel threatened, but mainly because the psycho keeps threatening to stab me to death when her mom isn't around to hear. FML

#21334989
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31910) - you deserved it (2399)

On 01/11/2015 at 8:03am - kids - by StabStab (man) - Belgium

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML

#21328540
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28290) - you deserved it (2772)

On 01/01/2015 at 10:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML

#21327839
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23440) - you deserved it (42483)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm - kids - by skanula414 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML

#21327463
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33199) - you deserved it (2639)

On 12/30/2014 at 10:34pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to break up with my psychotic bitch of a girlfriend after months of abuse. When she opened the door, her 5-year-old son ran up to me, smiling and calling me "DADDY!" for the first time. Now I don't have the heart to dump the psycho and devastate her son. FML

#21324667
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32859) - you deserved it (5111)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at a Christmas party, a cute girl was making a show of standing under some mistletoe. As I walked over, she quickly moved away in the opposite direction. FML

#21324253
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28492) - you deserved it (3502)

On 12/25/2014 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, after months of saving, I went to buy the wedding ring I promised to buy my fiancée. Just seconds after I walked in, the owner asked me to leave, saying he doesn't serve "trash" like me, while pointing at the memorial tattoo on the back of my hand. FML

#21316839
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32738) - you deserved it (2935)

On 12/13/2014 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States



Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #12
  • Another month, another bunch of shitposts. Yes, it's time to delve into the postbag and have another look at the weird and wonderful stuff we've been sent by people from all over the world. Hope you…

Tuesday 3 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: