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today my wife yelled at me fir admitting I take my wedding ring off at work . I explained that I work in a chemistry lab and don't want to damage it . She laughed and said, "Oh please, that chemistry stuff is nonsense anyway." All while reading her horoscope . FML

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154 comments

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On 08/08/2012 at 7:03pm - love - by Dumbfounded - United States (Texas)

Today I had to re-grade a student's assignments cuz neither he nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. big fat FML

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On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

yesterday my teacher, who's Irish, looool calld me insensitive an stupid 4 imitating her accent. I'm Filipino an my parents immigratd to Ireland where I was born, an then we movd to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML

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On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I slipped on a plastic bag that mah mom, the hoarder, was keeping on the stairs!! I fell and sprained mah ankle, getting rug burn in the process!! Her response? Getting mad at me, putting the bag back on the stairs, then getting another to add to the pile!! FML

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On 08/14/2011 at 12:36am - health - by MomLovesMeLessThanTrash - United States (California)

Today, I stayed at mah boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took mah laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of mah stolen shrts. FML

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On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

Today I thought it would be fun to drive into a stack of some empty cardboard boxes on my street. They weren't empty. FML

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On 02/11/2011 at 11:06pm - money - by 2dumb2drive - United States

Today , I was at a power lifting meethen a grl I really liked walked in . Trying to impress her , I increased mah bench to 350,hen I have only done 300 before . She then watched me drop it on mah chest , breaking mah breast bone , and also crying in the process . real FML

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On 01/29/2011 at 7:35pm - love - by wowimdumb (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY... I WAS HAVING SEX WITH A GIRL WHEN HER PARENTS DECIDED TO COME HOME EARLY. TRYING TO RUN OUT THE BACK DOOR I FELL AN BROKE MY ANKLE. NOT ONLY DID HER FORMER NAVY SEAL FATHER FIND OUT I WAS BANGING HIS LITTLE PRINCESS... HE DROVE ME TO THE ER... ALONE. FML

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On 01/26/2010 at 9:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday I Was At A Second Interview Fir A Job That I Really Need As I Got Laid Off Last Month. Midway Through The Interview, I Went To Cross My Legs And Realized I Had 2 Different Shoes On. Mega FML

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On 07/10/2009 at 11:08am - work - by unemployed (woman) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, I WENT 4 A JOG. I HAD STOPPED AT AN INTERSECTION TO LET A CAR GO BY. THE CAR STOPPED AND THE DRIVER WAVED ME ON, SO I STARTED JOGGING AGAIN. AFTER A FEW STEPS, I FEEL A SHARP PAIN IN SIDE, THEN WAKE UP IN THE HOSPITAL. THE DRIVER 'ACCIDENTALLY' HIT THE GAS. MEGA FML

Today, I went to a party an the cops came to bust the party. I jumpd out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrestd. I broke mah leg in three places an got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 12:02pm - misc - by natty (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I decided to send mah boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to mah dad an got a text back saying, "You definitely looool take after your mom." mega FML

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On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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