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About chelseabelsea : And I being I can't say much to deny it but I'm stuck with an urge to only have tried it.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
Thursday 23 April 2015