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chelseabelsea
  • Town/Country : Chula Vistaa, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 January 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 489
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About chelseabelsea : And I being I can't say much to deny it but I'm stuck with an urge to only have tried it.

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Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16741) - you deserved it (1317)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (149031) - you deserved it (22382)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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