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Today, I was teaching my two year old daughter how to take a person's temperature. While I was sitting down, she came up behind me and shoved the thermometer in my ear hard. Now I can't hear out of my right ear, and I'm in excruciating pain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24232) - you deserved it (11362)

On 11/27/2010 at 8:03pm - kids - by lovedbyallthewrongppl - United States (Michigan)



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