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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 November 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About cheezydanish : uhm my name is bruce, odd i know lol. not much to say i love talking to new people, i love unique things!! i have a taste for the unusal, love ghost adventures, doctor who, one piece. black ops 2!! if you wanna know something just message me

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Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML


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On 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by aelia_oups - Sent from mobile version

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30006) - you deserved it (6310)

On 12/31/2012 at 2:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


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