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About cheezydanish : uhm my name is bruce, odd i know lol. not much to say i love talking to new people, i love unique things!! i have a taste for the unusal, love ghost adventures, doctor who, one piece. black ops 2!! if you wanna know something just message me
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Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Friday 28 August 2015