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cheezydanish
  • Town/Country : Oceanside, Us
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 November 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 40
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cheezydanish : uhm my name is bruce, odd i know lol. not much to say i love talking to new people, i love unique things!! i have a taste for the unusal, love ghost adventures, doctor who, one piece. black ops 2!! if you wanna know something just message me(:

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Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39872) - you deserved it (5295) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21564) - you deserved it (4453)

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