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Today, my sister got her car repossessed. In order to get it back, my mom took $4,000.00 out of my bank account promising she would pay it back within a few months. She lost her job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41151) - you deserved it (2637)

On 07/06/2009 at 4:11am - money - by T4K3R5 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Today, I went over to get some ice cream. I found a rare parking spot in front of the store, and even had change in my pocket. After feeding the meter, A lady comes up to me and tells me that the meter was free after 8 o'clock. I paid 50 cents for it. I was 50 cents short for my ice cream. FML

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On 07/06/2009 at 12:03am - money - by icecreamer (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I came home from an amazing cruise to find that my house broken into. My best friend apparently decided to invite her drug addicted friends into my home while I was away where they stole 172$ and my migraine pills, which are non-refillable. I now have a migraine. FML

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On 06/21/2009 at 3:09am - money - by myheadhurts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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On 04/10/2009 at 10:37pm - misc - by NotRetarded (man) - United States (New York)



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