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cheesesoda
  • Town/Country : Jackson, Michigan, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 April 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 3351
  • Number of comments : 78
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About cheesesoda : I'm an apathetic, atheist libertarian. I like alcohol, music, and I don't generally follow the normal concepts of civility and tact. I'm more principled than you are. Deal with it.

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Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. Having a moment of insanity, I crumbled and threw the receipt at the cashier, while yelling "WOOHOO." I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML

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