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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 April 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3650
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cheesesoda : I'm an apathetic, atheist libertarian. I like alcohol, music, and I don't generally follow the normal concepts of civility and tact. I'm more principled than you are. Deal with it.

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Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled "WOOHOO." I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML


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