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  • Town/Country : Weselberg,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Germany
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Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22497) - you deserved it (2573)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8307) - you deserved it (68573)

On 07/23/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8307) - you deserved it (68573)

On 07/23/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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