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Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why? I jumped off my bed and scratched myself on the metal bed frame when Miss America was crowned to Miss Virginia. I'm 20 years old, and a man. FML

#7744599 (238)

I agree, your life sucks (4730) - you deserved it (19550)

On 01/31/2010 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I decided to cut class with one of my friends and we ended up going to Burger King. As we sat down at the table, I heard my name being called. My mum was getting lunch through the drive thru with my little brother and saw my car parked out front. FML

#7675609 (70)

I agree, your life sucks (4183) - you deserved it (23097)

On 01/29/2010 at 2:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

#7666116 (241)

I agree, your life sucks (6870) - you deserved it (34688)

On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up their mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's your tip for the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML

#7649526 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (20503) - you deserved it (1700)

On 01/28/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by Juggalette (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Today, I was potty training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML

#7642082 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (19747) - you deserved it (2177)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:55pm - kids - by jmitch1209 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML

#7638250 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (8582) - you deserved it (22891)

On 01/28/2010 at 8:08am - misc - by tattooooooface - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

#7631341 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (23258) - you deserved it (4736)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I was worried I'd broken something and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the volume settings for an hour before calling my sister in to look at it. She looked at it for two seconds before unplugging my headphones. FML

#7612223 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (3112) - you deserved it (24111)

On 01/27/2010 at 1:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

#7606758 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (5442) - you deserved it (14176)

On 01/27/2010 at 2:35am - intimacy - by DuChaillu (woman) - United States (Washington)