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About cheekyterier : I am fifteen years old, and from Canada. I love music, tea, books, makeup, baking and social media. I'm really mature for my age, and really sarcastic. Stupid people get on my nerves very easily, so my comments can get rude and offensive. Go ahead and hate me, I doubt internet people whom I've never met will change my life drastically.
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