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cheekyterier
  • Town/Country : Cole Harbour, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 February 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 420
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About cheekyterier : I am fifteen years old, and from Canada. I love music, tea, books, makeup, baking and social media. I'm really mature for my age, and really sarcastic. Stupid people get on my nerves very easily, so my comments can get rude and offensive. Go ahead and hate me, I doubt internet people whom I've never met will change my life drastically.

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Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML

#17918212
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19465) - you deserved it (3043)

On 10/06/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by kemando - Canada (Alberta)

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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16116) - you deserved it (32336)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23318) - you deserved it (6428)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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255 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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