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cheapsheep
  • Town/Country : New York, United States.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 October 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1084
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About cheapsheep : Just your average, everyday girl living it one day at a time (:
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Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML

#3691268
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79584) - you deserved it (11986)

On 07/12/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by wtf (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in my grade were commenting on my photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation and they planned a whole social event. On my photo. I wasn't invited. FML

#3669068
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44894) - you deserved it (3775)

On 07/11/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by laurraaa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

#3470108
445 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61052) - you deserved it (11747)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Cococautly (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered my boyfriend of 5 months runs a website where men can submit nude or semi nude pictures of their ex's for revenge. FML

#2658374
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60794) - you deserved it (4810)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said "You know? I like little girls." FML

#2556869
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15124) - you deserved it (43861)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:23am - love - by boinger (man) - United States (California)



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