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Today, mah neighbours watchd and laughd as I chasd mah dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in mah house. FML

#18207417
117 comments

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On 11/10/2011 at 12:56am - animals - by Doggy... (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah dad made me quit mah online school classes an go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag!! FML

#18201929
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34418) - you deserved it (5288)

On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend an I were having sex. My mum walked in an told him to pull out an show her that he was wereing a condom, an not just saying he was. mega FML

#18200253
259 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today mah grlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing mah junk and whispering in mah ear looool the song "Baby Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
188 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today mah grlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing mah junk and whispering in mah ear looool the song "Baby Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
188 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, I woke up soakd in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opend the water bottle I keep on mah nightstand. I managd to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML

#18184831
142 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 3:49pm - misc - by Olorin (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

2day mah mother panicked and was about to report me missinghen I didn't answer her callshile I was at a movie looool . I'm 31, and have lived on mah own 4 over 10 yeres . FML

#18182410
93 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 7:13am - misc - by maf811 - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, ( No, I don't want to shave mah nose hair, u crazy bitch. ) He lives alone. FML

#18178318
68 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by hurtsmyears (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, during ma friand's group's scianca projact prasantation, ta taacar yallad at ma, looool "Stop making stupid facas at ta prasantars!" I was smiling. FML

#18162768
67 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by mcadabax (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

2day fir the first time in yeres, I broke down in teres, over a Hallmark commercial. FML

#18157234
104 comments

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On 11/04/2011 at 3:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today.. . at work.. . mah mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen.. . an messed up an entre day's attempted work . As I was leaving.. . I overheard one of mah co-worker saying he'd plugged a wreles mouse adapter into mah computer.. . an had been trolling me all day . FML

#18156228
139 comments

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On 11/04/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by tech_support (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I pressd snooze on alarm clock for one of the frst times ever. I endd up bieng late to 8am class, and when I showd up, I couldn't start the projector. I calld Tech Support. They came... and pushd the large button labeld ( power. ) The whole class laughd. FML

TODAY , I SENT MY GRANDMA A NAKED PICTURE INSTEAD OF MY GIRLFRIEND. WHILE ATTEMPTING TO DELETE IT , I SENT IT AGAIN. MEGA FML

#18153680
166 comments

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On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me . I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood . She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care . FML

#18150713
170 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, grlfriend thinks house is filled with ghosts . She can only hear themhen I fart . FML

#18145802
135 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 7:48am - misc - by Tyler Smith - United States



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