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by religionbites621 / 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
by toomuch / 11/22/2011 at 4:36am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by arthur / 11/19/2011 at 3:40am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML
by dan / 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by Chubby / 11/17/2011 at 11:50am / United States / Work
Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML
by dunicha / 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Izamellayella / 11/14/2011 at 8:29pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/14/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/14/2011 at 12:09am / United States (California) / Love
by weswithaute / 11/13/2011 at 1:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Nico / 11/12/2011 at 10:42am / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2011 at 9:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by kirrby / 11/12/2011 at 1:41am / United States (Nevada) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/12/2011 at 12:34am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/10/2011 at 12:07pm / Ireland (Cork) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…