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Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
by Ixi_the_pixie / 01/06/2012 at 11:16am / United States / Health
by jku / 01/02/2012 at 8:18am / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
by GingerJ / 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by blegh / 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 12/27/2011 at 12:13pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Cary / 12/26/2011 at 1:17am / United States (New Mexico) / Love
by kaipodable / 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed / 12/20/2011 at 6:49am / Mauritius / Miscellaneous
Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML
by Anonymous / 12/19/2011 at 2:35am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Musicfreak / 12/18/2011 at 6:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML
by Oily / 12/16/2011 at 4:08am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Kids
by godhatesme / 12/10/2011 at 3:45am / United States / Intimacy
by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom.… Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply… Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it…