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Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

#574471
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I agree, your life sucks (259126) - you deserved it (43156)

On 03/24/2009 at 11:41am - love - by Kaeyne (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65187) - you deserved it (6760)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

#99885
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I agree, your life sucks (65187) - you deserved it (6760)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:57pm - love - by Mr Eek -



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