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Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML

#6151302
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I agree, your life sucks (37684) - you deserved it (6768)

On 11/04/2009 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37455) - you deserved it (9926)

On 10/25/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by roadbikemama (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

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On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

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On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version



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